New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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