dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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