I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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