Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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