So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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