Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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