we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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