Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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