DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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