Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
