yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I need to stop coming to work sober
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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