She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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