My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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