is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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