I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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