i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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