he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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