Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
