angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize