Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
