I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
how does that bad decision feel?
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