you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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