Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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