ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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