I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
