So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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