It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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