So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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