Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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