okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Will exercising make me less horny?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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