ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Even my vagina gasped.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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