This girl is more easily done than said...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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