woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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