And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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