HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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