Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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