This is not my ceiling
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Randomize
