i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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