i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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