after a month anything with tits is on the radar
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...