idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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