how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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