planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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