Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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