look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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