9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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