Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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