Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I am one with the molecules
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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