Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
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just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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