two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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