Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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