The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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